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Take New York City cabs, North Carolina Country, and the suburban curves of the West Coast. Sprinkle in four adorable kids who add just enough crazy to keep Danielle sane, and you have the succulent recipe for City Girl Gone Mom.

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May 19

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He didn’t marry a peaceful woman. He married a bossy little Italian psychopath with hair extensions, expensive taste, and elite-level emotional commentary. 😂

My husband’s daily routine includes:
• working hard 
• loving me 
• funding memories 
• and pretending he’s not one Amazon package away from a complete mental breakdown

And before anyone asks… no, not leaving. I invested way too much time into training this man. 🤍

Tag your husband if your relationship is built on love, sarcasm, chaos, and one strong woman running the entire operation. 👇

#BossWifeEnergy #MarriageHumor #CouplesComedy #RelatableMarriage #FunnyCouples

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May 17

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If I have to hear one more ‘he was finding himself’ story from a 45-year-old man with no 401(k), I’m calling the police.🚨

At this point, ladies, the bar is in HELL.You did not survive heartbreak, trauma, mixed signals, and a man who still owes YOU money while his checking account looks like a CVS receipt in the negatives… just to do it AGAIN.

If he’s going to emotionally destroy you, the LEAST he can do is include:
• health insurance
• airport lounge access
• a retirement account
• and reservations somewhere you can’t pronounce.

No more dating men whose biggest asset is “potential.”
You are too grown for motivational-speaker boyfriends.

Drop the WORST excuse a man ever gave you in the comments because I already know this is about to become group therapy. 😂👇

#DatingHumor #RelationshipTok #FunnyWomen #DivorceHumor #MillennialDating

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🇲🇽 Murals, marigolds, and magic on every corner. There’s nowhere quite like you, Ciudad de México. 🌼 #mexicocity #visitmexicocity #ciudademexico

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Mexico City, you absolute masterpiece. 🇲🇽 #cdmx #mexicocity

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May 12

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My only girl.
And somehow we went from Barbie shoes in the hallway… to senior pictures and graduation announcements on the kitchen counter.

Everyone warns you that the days go fast, but nobody tells you how loud the silence feels when your baby starts becoming her own person.

I blinked and the little girl who used to hold my hand crossing the street is now walking into her future without needing me to guide every step.
And honestly? I’m somewhere between unbelievably proud and emotionally unwell. 😂

Being your mom has been the greatest role of my life.
I’ve watched you grow into someone kind, strong, funny, truly hilarious, smart, independent, and completely unforgettable.

You made motherhood beautiful for me.
You made our house louder, brighter, messier, and so full of love. My only girl in a houseful of boys…

So yes… I’ll cry at graduation.
I’ll cry at Target when I pass the dorm section. I’ll@cry when I pass by menchies and wonder how did this happen?  I’ll probably cry every time I see a little girl with curly hair and sparkly shoes.

But more than anything, I’m proud.
So incredibly proud of the woman you’re becoming.

Forever my little girl. #littlestunner
Even when the world calls you grown. 🤍

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May 10

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Some days I’m crushing it. Some days I’m barely holding it together. But every single day? I choose them. Over and over again. That’s what motherhood actually looks like …. not the highlight reel, the whole messy, beautiful thing. Today I’m celebrating that mom. The real one. Me. 🖤 #happymamasday #loveyourmama #mama

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May 10

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Five years doing the @danceone dance comp and convention with @danceologypac and the laughs and joy (minus the exhaustion) have been incredible. Brody loved assisting at @jumpdance, and I could tell this might be the last time I hold him this way… he’s actually getting heavy, and if it were up to him, he’d jump into my arms forever. #dancemom #minibestmaledancer #jumpanaheim​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

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May 8

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Mother’s Day is coming… and honestly, I’d like to formally announce that I will not be participating in the “give your mother-in-law her son back” initiative.

Respectfully… he’s unavailable. Permanently. Signed, sealed, emotionally and legally bonded. 😌

He’s stuck with me for life (poor guy) like a subscription he forgot to cancel. 🗽 no refunds, no exchanges, no returns. Sorry … not sorry!

Happy Mother’s Day in advance to all involved… especially the ones who are gonna have to accept this loss. 💅 #mothersday #happymothersday #mama #quotes #myhusbandshot
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